Did you ever think that after becoming a parent you would discuss your children’s bowel movements so much? Nothing is sacred when it comes to what’s in a baby diaper. Its written about in parenting books, on forums, and some people go so far as to post photos asking “does this look normal?” Never ever do a Google search containing the words baby diaper, unless your images are off or you are in possession of an iron clad stomach. However! Why shouldn’t we talk about poo? Everybody does it! We’ve all been babies and worn one type of diaper or another, and besides, poo stories can be very amusing. Everything Comes Down to Poo: the Wonderful World of Diaper Changing.
1. Philosophical Tendencies
Once you change a diaper, you can do anything. There’s no turning back now.
2. The Yuck Factor
Even though you are now empowered, changing a diaper can still be pretty gross.
3. The Chase
Your toddler may have other ideas occasionally, and decide to make diaper changing into a game. Sometimes, this game is hide and seek. Or, as those of us down with the diaper changing lingo call it, “hide and reek”. You win this game easily. Or do you?
4. Only the Strong Survive
You go in thinking it will be an easy change, and emerge disoriented. How is it that such a tiny baby made that? You know what they eat!
5. Evil Mastermind
We all wonder what babies are thinking. It’s probably this.
6. Sometimes This Happens
And your baby laughs at you.
7. When Presented With the Alternative…
Diapers look prettttttty darn good.
8. You Packin’?
Honestly, even if you forget everything else, whatever you do, don’t forget the diapers!
9. It’s Like Unwrapping a Present!
Except its not.
10. All of a Sudden, You’re an Athlete
If only there was a Gold Medal for diaper changing.
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