The 15 Stages of New Baby Induced Extreme Sleep Deprivation

posted on April 4, 2014 at 5:55 pm

 

It’s a never ending battle between parents and babies. And the babies always win!  Just wait until they grow up and have kids of their own. Then its payback time. The 15 Stages of New Baby Induced Extreme Sleep Deprivation

 

1. Denial

The 15 Stages of New Baby Induced Extreme Sleep Deprivation

You’re basically a functioning zombie.

 

2. Anger

The 15 Stages of New Baby Induced Extreme Sleep Deprivation

You will hurt people.

 

3. Sarcasm

Stages of New Baby Induced Extreme Sleep Deprivation

Nobody appreciates this new side of you.

 

4. Dependence

The 15 Stages of New Baby Induced Extreme Sleep Deprivation

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

 

5. Going Overboard

Stages of New Baby Induced Extreme Sleep Deprivation

Trying to do everything all at once might not be the best idea.

 

6. Detached

The 15 Stages of New Baby Induced Extreme Sleep Deprivation

Oh we won the lottery? Ok, whatever.

 

7. Acclimating

The 15 Stages of New Baby Induced Extreme Sleep Deprivation

You can basically fall asleep anywhere; standing up, on the floor, mid conversation.

 

8. Perkiness

The 15 Stages of New Baby Induced Extreme Sleep Deprivation

You can do anything!!

 

9. Acceptance

The 15 Stages of New Baby Induced Extreme Sleep Deprivation

Napping is better than nothin’.

 

10. Confusion

The 15 Stages of New Baby Induced Extreme Sleep Deprivation

What’s my name again?

 

11. Apologetic

 Stages of New Baby Induced Extreme Sleep Deprivation

Crying to your own parents about how sorry you are for keeping them awake at night all those years ago.

 

12. Frightening

Stages of New Baby Induced Extreme Sleep Deprivation

Time for a warning label. Nobody better cross you.

 

13. Longing

The 15 Stages of New Baby Induced Extreme Sleep Deprivation

Too late for that wishlist now.

 

14. Reminiscent

The 15 Stages of New Baby Induced Extreme Sleep Deprivation

The good ol’ days.

 

15. Pain

The 15 Stages of New Baby Induced Extreme Sleep Deprivation

It’s like stepping on a Lego repeatedly.

 


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