It’s really important to be a Hot Mom in today’s world. A true paramount concern in parenting. What’s your excuse if you aren’t living up to your hotness potential? Check out our list; you may be and not even know it: 15 Signs You’re a Hot Mom
1. Because Your Clothes Say So
Nothing says sexy like words printed on your backside.
2. You are Sweaty
It’s just hot in here, you didn’t forget your deodorant.
3. You Are Super Thirsty
Drinking a lot of water is good for you.
4. Set Dinner on Fire Again
And you stood to close to the stove.
5. There’s Too Much Tabasco in Your Bloody Mary
J/K no such thing.
What do you mean it doesn’t go on cereal?
7. You Have a Daughter Named Stacy
And your phone number is 867-5309.
8. Fun Family Activity is No Longer Fun
Maybe switch to a fandom with no cosplay?
9. You Tell People
Must be true then.
10. Gave Birth to Dragons
11. You Are Confident
That’s your sexy face.
12. Love a Cup
Its one of your food groups.
13. You Know All the Words to This Song
And dance around your house to it.
14. When You Get Mad You Feel Like:
More than likely, your husband left his socks on the floor again.
15. And In Conclusion
If only you could shoot lasers out of your eyes for real.
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